December 1, 2006

Superman Returns - $3

Superman has returned to earth and he looks younger than when he left. Why did he leave you might ask? He went to see if Krypton had in fact blown up as he had always believed since human astronomers had apparently spotted it intact. It took him 5 years to find out the astronomers were wrong and return.

While he was gone Lois Lane got engaged and had a child. He was not replaced at work for 5 years and slipped back into his lame Clark Kent job seamlessly.

This movie was true to the Superman genre, in fact so loyal to the genre it was ridiculously predictable, and that was it's downfall for me. If you've ever seen a Superman movie you've seen everything that's in this one. Superman opens with a heroic act saving hundreds, he then tries to win Lois Lane back by taking her for a romantic flight, Clark tries to get Lois Lane's attention too but those glasses magically keep her from noticing he looks a little like Superman. Everyone else seems to miss the coincidence that Clark and Superman are not only identical twins but they returned on the same day.

And don't worry, Superman faces Lex Luther who uses Kryptonite to initially defeat him only to lose to Superman in the end. I didn't see that coming.

And all this was accomplished in a 2 1/2 hour movie that left me wondering when it would end more than once.

This movie wasn't a total loss, Brandon Routh does a great job playing Superman. I almost felt like I was watching Christopher Reeves. The special effects are entertaining though I couldn't help but feel like I was watching a video game at times. Plus it just feels like a Superman movie and fans of the old ones will likely enjoy it.

Here's my problem though, I found it boring.

I put this movie on my 'Don't Watch It' list and give it a value of $3.


Coutts said...

i won't! thanks.

funny, you almost sound bored writing the review!


The Hansens said...

I thought Superman died. Why is there so much unoriginality in Hollywood these days? Superman has been done along with all the hundred other remakes that have come out in the past few years. Why do some people think it's the special effects, that they couldn't do in the past, that will make it a better movie. Usually, if a movie sucked the first time it will suck the second time. I'm sure there are a few exceptions but the writing was probably changed a lot.

Coutts said...

catch studio 60? another great episode. a real sense of cheeriness to it all, loved it.

Antonine Plato said...

Came to exactly the same conclusion too.

Keep up the good work!